Place your bets!

COMPETITOR 1

ERNIE THE TURTLE!

“I have a great feeling about this”

VS

COMPETITOR 2

A WILD PACK OF SEA STRAWS

“I was just dumped into the ocean” (straws voiced by milocreator)

The fight will commence in exactly 8 hours and

turtle wins because straws float into plastic bag that flew away and turtle safe so turtle win yes

Fight: the turtle charges to the straws and gets them in his nostrils

Straws win